TIME 2 GET BACK IN THE GAME....

SO IT SEEMS I HAVE A PROBLEM...
EVERYTIME I HAVE EVEN A SMALL CONVERSATION WITH ANY OF MY FRIENDS, IT TURNS INTO A DISCUSSION ABOUT MY NON-SEX LIFE! I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND VALUE THEIR ADVICE...BUT I'M QUITE SURE I'LL FIND A HAPPY MEDIUM EVENTUALLY. OK, SO YEA, I WISH I WERE GETTING SOME BUNZ ON A MORE REGULAR BASIS...BUT I WON'T DIE IF I DON'T GET LAID! WELL, I HOPE I WON'T! LMAO. AND I ALSO WISH I WERE MORE CAPABLE OF ONE NIGHT STANDS. BUT THE FACT IS, I'M NOT A ONE NIGHTER TYPE OF CHICK. DO NOT GET ME WRONG...I HAVE HAD 2 ONE NIGHTERS. AND I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT. THERE ARE JUST SOME PEOPLE YOU ONLY WANT THAT ONE TIME AND THAT'S COOL. HOWEVER, IT'S NOT A LIFETSYLE I WISH TO ADAPT TO. I DO CURRENTLY HAVE SOMEONE IN MIND TO FILL THE VOID BETWEEN MY THIGHS...LMMFAOOOOO...THAT WAS SO HARLEQUIN ROMANCE! LOVE IT! NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, I GUESS I'M MORE INTO HIM THAN HE IS INTO ME. WHICH IS COOL. I'M NOT EVERYBODY'S CUP OF TEA. THEN I HAVE "MR. SMITH"...OH BOY, THAT'S A HEADACHE WAITING TO HAPPEN! WE'VE "GOTTEN IT IN" TWICE, BOTH TIMES WERE KICK ASS AWESOME!!! BUT...YEA, YOU KNEW THERE WAS A "BUT"...DUDE IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE. I DON'T WANT TO RISK CREATING ANY UNNECESSARY DRAMA. NOW I KNOW SOME OF YOU MAY READ THIS AND THINK "THIS BITCH IS AN EVIL HOMEWRECKER" OR WHATEVER OTHER NONSENSE YOU WISH TO BELIEVE ABOUT ME, SOMEONE YOU MOST PROBABLY HAVE NEVER MET AND KNOW NOTHING ABOUT EXCEPT FOR THE MINOR RAVINGS OF LUNACY I POST HERE...BUT LET'S FACE IT PEOPLE, U ONLY LIVE ONCE! WHY NOT GO FOR IT IF IT'S PRESENTED TO YOU? YOU SEE, I DON'T ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ANYONE. SINGLE, MARRIED OR OTHER! I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHY I GO THROUGH SUCH LONG BOUTS OF SEXLESSNESS!!! LOL. I PUT NO GUNS TO TEMPLES. NOR DO I THROW MY COOCHIE IN ANYBODY'S FACE! SO PEOPLE, IT IS WHAT IT IS! OK, BACK TO MY STORY...LOL...

NOW, I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE MY POCKET ROCKET CAN TAKE!!! SO, NOW THAT THE SUMMER IS HERE, I THINK I WILL BECOME MORE ACTIVE WHEN IT COMES TO FINDING SOME TYPE OF COMPANIONSHIP. HONESTLY SPEAKING, I'M NOT READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AN ACTIVE BOOTY CALL OR SOME SHIT GEEZ! LOL. I SAY THIS AS IF I COULDN'T JUST CALL HALF THE NAMES IN MY PHONEBOOK AND DO THAT NOW. BUT WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?!? OK OK...I'M GOING TO STOP BITCHING AND MAN THE FUCK UP!!! LOL...I WILL POST ANY UPDATES FOR THOSE THAT ARE INTERESTED IN THE OUTCOME OF MY "BUNZ HUNT" LMAO...

HASTA LA PROXIMA,
COMO SIEMPRE,
***BESITOS Y ABRAZOS***
~JANE~