IT HAS INDEED BEEN A LONG WHILE...

IT FEELS SOOOOO GOOOOD TO BE BACK...LOL...

WELL, WELL, WELL...SEEMS I'VE BEEN M.I.A. FOR MUCH TOO LONG. HOW THE WORLD AND I HAVE CHANGED SINCE LAST I POSTED! LET ME START BY SAYING, HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO....LOL

SO ALTHOUGH I HAVE BEEN GONE, PLEASE KNOW, MY LIFE HASN'T STOPPED BEING LIVED. SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED IN LA VIDA JANE. FOR ONE, I AM CURRENTLY HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE AND IN A BEAUTIFUL, LOVING AND VERY SEXUALLY ACTIVE, COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP! PHEW, THAT WAS A MOUTHFUL LOL...BUT IT'S TRUE...WE'VE BEEN DATING SINCE END OF FEBRUARY, BEGINNING OF MARCH...AND BECAME OFFICIAL IN JULY...I LOVE HER LIKE A FAT CHICK LOVES CHOCOLATE!!! AND I'M A FAT CHICK SO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, WE LOVE CHOCOLATE! LOL.

I KNOW THAT NOBODY GIVES A CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE IN GOOD RELATIONSHIPS, ALL ANYBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IS THE DRAMA AND THE CHAOS SURROUNDING OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES. HOWEVER, THE FACT IS, I'M IN A TERRIFIC RELATIONSHIP. IT TOOK ME A VERY LONG TIME TO SAY THAT. SHIT, I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SAID IT ABOUT ANY RELATIONSHIP I'VE BEEN IN (WELL, AFTER THE 1ST 4 MONTHS THAT IS, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S THE HONEYMOON TIME FRAME) THUS FAR. SO TO BE ABLE TO SAY I'M IN LOVE AND AM BEING LOVED FEELS FANTASTICALLY AMAZING! UGH, I'M STARTING TO ANNOY MYSELF WITH MY SUGAR COATED SWEETNESS...

WELL, ENOUGH OF THAT...JUST BECAUSE MY LOVE LIFE IS WONDERFUL, DOESN'T MEAN I STILL DON'T HAVE LOTS OF YUMMY DELISH ISH TO DISCUSS LOL...

FOR EXAMPLE, ALTHOUGH I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY KEPT MYSELF OUT OF TROUBLE FOR QUITE SOME TIME...SEEMS AS THOUGH SOME OF MY OLDER BS IS COMING BACK TO HAUNT ME. A WHILE BACK I HAD A BIT OF DRAMA DUE TO, WELL, DUE TO ME DOING THE WRONG THING. I AM A GOOD PERSON, BUT I HAVE MY FAULTS. I ALLOWED MYSELF TO FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO, FOR LACK OF A BETTER DESCRIPTION, WAS MARRIED. OK, WHAT IT REALLY WAS, WAS THAT HE LIVED WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THEY HAD A CHILD TOGETHER. BUT ANYWHO...IT'S BEEN OVER 2 YEARS AND THE FBFFWB (FORMER BEST FRIEND FOREVER WITH BENEFITS) HAS SINCE MOVED ON TO A NEW AND MORE SUITABLE RELATIONSHIP...THAT DAMN BABY MAMA IS A DISASTER! CONTROLLING, ANNOYING, AND JUST PLAIN OLD YUCK! ANYWAY, THIS OLD BS HAS RECENTLY RESURFACED!!! HOW??? I DON'T KNOW!!! ALL I KNOW IS THIS MAD COW HAS TRIED TO START A DAMN FACEBOOK WAR WITH ME! WHEN I DON'T EVEN HAVE HER ON FB! MATTER OF FACT, I'VE BEEN INFORMED, SHE'S BLOCKED ME FROM FB! I HAVE NO CLUE AS TO WHY SHE WOULD FEEL THE NEED BEING THAT I WASN'T EVEN AWARE SHE HAD A FB ACCOUNT (BUT OF COURSE, WHO DOESN'T HAVE ONE I SUPPOSE) ALL I KNOW IS, THE FBFFWB TOLD ME HOW SHE WAS WRITING A BUNCH OF BS ON HER STATUS' ABOUT ME. I KNOW HOW CHILDISH THIS SOUNDS, TRUST ME I DO. I JUST ALSO FIND IT SUPER AMUSING WHEN OUR "SITUATION" OCCURRED SO LONG AGO. SHIT, THE DUDE HAS MOVED ON TO THE NEXT WOMAN! AND YET, SHE CONTINUES TO HARASS ME AND DISCUSS ME ME FROM AFAR, AT A VERY SAFE DISTANCE LOL...NOW DON'T TAKE THAT TO IMPLY THAT I AM PRONE TO VIOLENCE, BECAUSE I AM NOT. HOWEVER, I CAN UNDERSTAND THE DESIRE TO DO SO...I'VE COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT NOT EVERYONE IS AS EVOLVED AS I MYSELF AM, LOL. HEY, IT HAPPENS!

THAT'S JUST ONE STORY, I HAVE A MILLION OF'EM LMAO...BUT I DO HAVE THINGS TO DO, SO I WILL END THIS POST ON A POSITIVE NOTE...

LIFE IS A BLESSING, EVERYDAY YOU LIVE IS ANOTHER CHANCE AT FINDING YOUR TRUE HAPPINESS...DON'T MISS OUT ON THE OPPORTUNITY TO LOVE AND TO BE LOVED ;-)

TIL NEXT TIME MY LOVERLIES ~HUGS N BESITOS~